New Design: Put Feedback Here
Hello. I’m looking for feedback on the new design of This is Conlan. Why? you ask. To kill time. Comment.
View ArticleI’ma let me finish
Hello, People of the World. I’ve decided to stop blogging. Just kidding. I’m busy working on other stuff that will become apparent soon, as well as trying to make money. In the meantime, This is Conlan...
View Article‘Tis the season
Season’s greetings, my loyal viewers. As you may be aware, I have not blogged here recently. I have however, blogged elsewhere and done other matters of things. I just wanted to wish you all a happy...
View ArticleThe Daily Con
I have some good news and some bad news, ladies and gentleman. The good news is, I don’t know, the Bible or something. Who cares? You don’t care. You people don’t care about good stuff. You crave the...
View ArticleNo comment, Part 1
I’ve had a personal blog, in one form or another, since October 2004. I started one—a Xanga, if you must know—because it was a popular thing at my college and it seemed like a good idea for someone...
View ArticleNo comment, Part 2
All the experts agree: comments are key. It’s about engaging your audience (i.e., increasing page views) and building your brand (i.e., increasing your page views) and having a conversation (i.e.,...
View ArticleSoryr
I apologize for all the typos and omitted words and et cetera in my posts this month. I assume there are a bunch, but haven’t checked. While I’m at it, sorry for even being born. I’m sorry my existence...
View ArticleThe Hiatus Con
My plan worked like a charm. When I committed to writing on this blog every day in June, I knew the universe would try to sabotage me by sending me tons of real, paying work. Well, it happened and now...
View ArticleAbout Me
I’ve updated my About page to make more sense, but I got a lot[1] of compliments on the old description—reproduced here—and it will always have a special place in my heart. About Conlan You are Conlan...
View ArticleThis is Twittering: Controversy Edition
Yesterday I posted a joke on Twitter, and then a blog explaining that tweet. Several people on Twitter (not followers of mine) told me they felt it was inappropriate. To anyone who viewed it and was...
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